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Posted on 30th Sep at 2:58 AM, with 1,165 notes

the-maine-meta:

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Posted on 30th Sep at 2:58 AM, with 1,335 notes

Dear Chairman,
It has come to our attention that you have declared war on the planet Chorus. We regret to inform you that this is a really shitty idea. Not only have you managed to annoy the people that you failed to kill time and time again, you’ve also found a way to piss off an entire planet! Now, they may not have the best equipment, and they might not be the best fighters, but as you’re aware they’ve been fighting for a very long time. And now that they’re not fighting each other, they’re more than happy to dedicate all of their time to fighting you. So, Dear Chairman, to you, and your idiotic mercenaries, we would like to say, “Bring it on, motherfuckers! We’re not going anywhere!
From your friends,
The incredibly badass, and sexually attractive Red and Blue soldiers of Project Freelancer.

P.S. - Suck our balls.

Posted on 30th Sep at 2:58 AM, with 2,982 notes
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a-daks:

Dear Chairman,

I am disappointed by your decision to press charges, but I am not surprised. My only hope is that the courts will see the matters differently than you have. You see; I never had the chance to serve in battle. Nor did fate provide me the opportunity to sacrifice myself for humanity as it did for so many others in the Great War. Someone extremely dear to me was lost very early in my life. My mind has always plagued me with the question: If the choice had been placed in my hands, could I have saved her? The memory of her has haunted me my entire life, and more so in these last few years than I could ever have imagined. But, given the events of these past few weeks, I feel confident that had I been given the chance, I would have made those sacrifices myself…had I only the chance. I know that you disagreed with my methods and that others will as well. This is beyond my control. However, I cannot imagine that any court would be able to convict me no matter how low their opinion of my actions might be. You must understand one basic fact for all this to make sense, my dear Chairman: These AI, they all come from somewhere. They are all based on a person. Our ALPHA was no exception.

And while the law has many penalties for the atrocities we inflict on others, there are no punishments for the terrors that we inflict on ourselves.

So you send your men. They won’t find themselves a fight. They’ll only find an old man. An old man tired, but satisfied he did his duty. An old man weary from a mind more filled with memory than it is with hope.

Sincerely yours,

the former Director of Project Freelancer,

Dr. Leonard Church.

another church monologue I want to take acting classes just so I can do

Posted on 30th Sep at 2:57 AM, with 1,228 notes

rane0:

Gettin real tired of your shit Felix

Posted on 29th Sep at 4:31 PM, with 2,578 notes

autumnlesterhowell:

i am 5% useless trivia & 95% fall out boy lyrics

Posted on 29th Sep at 4:29 PM, with 10,725 notes
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ellaandfob:

brace yourselves, this is patrick stump sPEAKING FRENCH

Posted on 29th Sep at 4:27 PM, with 4,803 notes

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